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黄桂清:营销术语
2016-01-20 48039

     
      为了排除寂寞你决定上网找人聊聊,这叫创业初期;上来一看,靠!MM还真不少,这叫市场潜力大;可是GG也不少,这叫竞争激烈;
     
      于是你决定想个办法让各位MM注意你,这叫定位;
     
      因此你说你又帅又有钱,这叫前期炒作;
     
      旁边一男的看不惯,说你其实又丑又穷又色迷迷,这叫恶性竞争;
     
      你向网管告状,网管把他踢了出去,这叫规范市场;
     
      一老哥们证明说:“其实你是谢停疯第二”,这叫竞合炒作;
     
      你问:“这里有美女吗?”,这叫市场调查;
     
      有20个人同时回答:“我是美女”,这叫泡沫经济;
     
      你说:“谁想和我聊天?”,这叫发布广告;
     
      两美女说见过你,这叫老客户;
     
      你飞快地记下两个美女的联系方式,这叫客户关系管理;
     
      你厚着脸皮问两个美女是不是很帅,这叫代言人公关;
     
      这两个美女说你的确很帅,这叫联合炒作;你继续厚着脸皮让她们介绍几个熟人认识,这叫关系营销;
     
      然后不再搭理她们,这叫开拓新市场;
     
      居然20个美女都表示要和你聊天,这叫市场垄断;
     
      要问为什么会有那么多美女找你,那是因为这年头顾客忠诚度低。

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